Friday, June 02, 2006

Random Lump = Cancer

This happened like 3 weeks ago, but it is still funny. Typical Marla being dumb behavior!! I submit the following story for your entertainment.

I was in bed trying to fall asleep. I wind up scratching an itch around the base of my neck. Well, I fell a huge lump. Me being me...I start to panic a little. I sit up and proclaim, "Holy shit, I have cancer!" I keep feeling the lump & pondering waking up my parents to take me to the ER @ Salem Hospital. I have my feet on the floor ready to go wake them up, when I decided to check out the other side. I have a lump there too. Then the light bulb goes off.... I HAVE COLLAR BONES! Silly Marla.


Tom said...

Ha Ha! I can just picture it! Hysterical!

Anonymous said...

Hi Marla! this really made me laugh! I needed to laugh, it's been WAY too long!

The Catapillar said...

Its a good thing you checked both sides. I could only imagine the nurses conversation in the break room later that night :)